I received a call from the casting director for many of the ABC/Disney reality shows. This is totally legitimate! The program Wife Swap (which sounds much more risqué than it is; remember this is Disney here) is seeking Tea Party families that would like to participate in an episode. Most people are familiar with the show’s format.
The Tea Party mom/wife will most likely be put in a Liberal family for a week, and the Liberal mom will be subjected to a week of learning about the Constitution and Limited Government and hearing the ” GOOD WORD “. Yes the Tea Party mom/wife will get to spend the week possibly saving a Liberal family from the doom and gloom that constitutes a life embroiled in liberalism.They might possibly even learn self-reliance, and purchase a Suburban instead of driving their Yugo Hybrid!
The requirements of this little endeavor are as follows:
1. Your family needs to have at least one impressionable child between the ages of 6-17. More than one is even better.
2. You will need to have a home to where one bedroom could be converted to accommodate the guest mom. You would also need to be okay with a dead-bolt being put on the bedroom door.
3. The visiting mom as well as the Tea Party mom/wife will always have a camera crew/producers nearby; Everything stays on the up and up.
4. This pays very well! Filming for the show will last approximately one week. It will be shot in late August-mid-September, then be televised sometime in late fall-early winter. You will have zero out-of-pocket expenses, I have been told.
If you think you would like an opportunity to express the Tea Party/Conservative message to America, earn some extra Christmas cash, have some fun and save a Liberal family from the clutches of Government dependency, then do drop me an email. Please include your contact info: email and phone number. I’ll call you and put you in contact with the show’s Casting Director. If you have any questions, I’ll be happy to answer them or get you the correct answer.
Patriots, here’s our chance to get the ACTUAL Tea Party value system out to many millions of American! Don’t let us down!
Contact: Ken Crow ( firstname.lastname@example.org)
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