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How the hell do you fill an entire movie with this arc -

Fat loser sits in theater all day, every day, turning into a veal, penning his opinion on somebody else’s work,  then loses his jaw.

The End

This movie needs some title suggestions.

How about -

Can Someone Please Prechew My Twizzlers?

My Cancer Saved Me From Exploding

The Man Who Sat 20 Lifetimes, For Frivolous Reasons, in an Air Conditioned Environment, Lectures About Global Warming

Save Me the Aisle Seat, We Can Make a Jaw Out of It.