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I’m getting pretty tired of reading the phrase “artery clogging Fill In The Blank” whenever an assopening writes a leftist screed that mentions any food other than plywood.

I just got finished reading a Newsbusters piece on the Left’s war on Papa John’s pizza. John had the temerity to expose the reality of Obamacare. The CEO estimates that a pizza will go up about 20 cents and that cost will be passed along to the customer.

Some dipfeces from the LA Times said that this would be a small price to pay so that millions of people could get healthcare, and maybe it would keep people from eating the ARTERY CLOGGING MEAT AND CHEESE!!!!!

It’s plainly obvious when you’re out in public who the conservatives are and who the progressives are, isn’t it? All the progressives look like Olympic athletes and all the conservatives look like Michael Moore. And progressives never eat pizza, or meat, or cheese. And they are going to live forever and ever.

I remember vividly when my libstain older brother would come home and lecture the rest of the family on everything from what we wore to what we ate. He berated my mother one night for boiling the vegetables instead of steaming them. My father listened with that look on his face that told me the libstain was in imminent peril. He had the original 20 second liberal clock, and soon as it hit zero he would explode and throw the dope out of the house.

Der Curer

Funny though. I just saw the libstain recently. He had a gut on him that looked like Michelle Obama walking backwards. So much for his lectures. “Do as I say, not as I do. ”

(He also bought a pick-up truck because HE NEEDED ONE. Nobody else needs one, though. This is how the left rolls.)