Children’s Puppeteer Busted For Fantasizing About Kidnaping, Cooking and Eating Kid He Sees at Church

5:02 pm in Uncategorized by BigFurHat

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He claims it was all just fantasy — which, though it’s unseemly, would not necessarily be against the law. But he was allegedly talking about a child he goes to church with, so the police scooped him up.

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You can’t even see the chin strap!

Police found Robert Brown through the arrest of a Kansas man named Michael Arnett back in May — investigators say they found that Arnett had child pornography and had gone into online chats where he had “extremely graphic discussions regarding kidnapping, sexually abusing, murdering and eating of children.” He had two pictures on his computer of “decapitated children that have been bound and cooked.”

Chats:

uelime: Sadly, he is doing well. I wish I had him tied and gagged in the closet.

calf_keeper2: he would make a fine Easter feast

uelime: yes, his thighs and butt cheeks would be fantastic for easter.

calf_keeper2: I agree. You could be spending today parting him out, getting a pan ready for the butt and thighs

uelime: I would have the time to do it today, if I only had him.

And another conversation from August 2011. In this one, Arnett allegedly goes by the name “sweettalkerlinda.”

sweettalkerlinda: evening sunshine

uelime: Hello

uelime: how are you?

sweettalkerlinda: I’m good. you?

uelime: Doing well.

sweettalkerlinda: any luck with your boy?

uelime: No, I still want to eat him though. He was looking good in his last pic that I got.

!snip!

This is going to sound controversial, but, what case do they have against this guy, exactly?

If it’s just these online chats, I can’t think of a law he’s broken. He’s deranged, that’s obvious. But what can he be charged with?

Anyone?