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BEVERLY HILLS – At a fundraising dinner last night in the home of Kim Kardashian, President Obama made the surprising announcement that he’ll repeal the health care law if he’s re-elected. Initially Democratic strategists and pundits were startled to hear the news but within a short time the majority of them were appearing on cable news shows applauding the president’s decision. Many of the celebrity guests at the fundraiser said they too were shocked but confessed the announcement was quickly forgotten when President Obama began singing the classic 1974 hit song, “Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting” much to the delight of the $75,000 per plate dinner guests.
MSNBC’s Chris Matthews is hailing Obama’s announcement as “political genius.” Washington Post columnist Eugene Robinson called the announcement “breathtaking political prowess” and entertainer Cher tweeted “i luv my black president and my new Tranny son.”
Actor George Clooney was not in attendance at the fundraiser. According to his publicist Clooney is in Calcutta for several weeks raising money for Obama’s re-election. The publicist said Mr. Clooney will back anything President Obama says without question.
Republican candidate Mitt Romney has yet to comment on Obama’s abrupt change on the health care law, a law the president worked tirelessly to coerce unwilling Democrats to vote for in 2010. DNC Chairwoman, Congresswoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz, said that she now expects Romney to support the health care law.
“It would be political suicide for Romney to be against the health care law when President Obama is also against it. It would be like President Obama’s wife riding a horse in the Olympics.” Schultz adjusted a clump of her hair and continued.